My hero...

Lewis, a very handsome tomcat who lives in Bridgeport, Connecticut, apparently has a whole neighborhood of humans, who are at least 10 times his size, running scared from him! I wish I were that intimidating, but everyone seems to think I'm just a big soft furry pillow.

Now they want to shut Lewis up inside his home for the rest of his life, as reported on CNN.com:

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Janet Kettman, one of Lewis' victims, has previously said she and her neighbors on Sunset Circle are always looking over their shoulders in fear the stalker will strike again.

"He attacks from the back," Kettman said. "You never see it coming. He has six toes on every foot, which constitutes a very formidable weapon."

"He will not retreat," Kettman said. "His mouth is open and his tail is swishing."

"Also, he gives out mixed signals," Kettman continued. "He would sidle against you and purr. You bend down to pet him and he'd attack you."

Stupid humans just don't get it, do they? Chasing, hunting, stalking and pouncing are all normal cat activities and we don't mean any harm by them.

Well, Lewis, I'm an Inside Cat, too. Welcome to the club. You may put on a few pounds as your main activities will be sleeping and eating. Kudos to your human for sticking by you.

Love, Audrey

Someday my crunchies will come...

Sitting in the kitchen and waiting for the Food Fairy to arrive...

Mes amis...

Fluffy, Tiny and Boykie

A day.

Today has been just a day, an average day. My Mommy is not sure exactly what I do all day while she is at work, but it probably involves sleeping and in between naps, some efforts at grooming. Upon her arrival at home, it is time to begin my insistent and obnoxious begging for dinner... MMMMMMEEEEEAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!

I am continuing to work on my blog, and adding some links. I don't know personally know any other cats that have blogs, or else I would link to them.

Love, Audrey

Ennui.

Well, I think I am going to circle myself around on the pillow and go back to sleep. My Mommy has worked very hard creating this blog for me, but I am too bored/sleepy/self-absorbed to notice.

Good night!

Another picture of Moi...

Une image de Moi...

Yawn.

It is very late and I have had a long day, mostly spent harassing my human ("Mommy") for more food ("crunchies"). Currently I am asleep on the pillow on Mommy's bed.